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by Thanshin (1188877)

Google releases new tool to find text inside a document, offline, without having to resort to finding that document online and searching through it with google.

Still surprised about the novelty of such a new development in computer science as a whole, tens of users are already planning to use it soon.

Some reviews from the betatesters:
"What?" - Billy.
"Que?" - Juan.
"300G for $1" - Chinese WoW farmer.