Re:Basements
by Anonymous Coward

You have a basement? All I had after my divorce was a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin...

Re:Basements
by SoVeryTired (967875)

A hole? I would have killed for a hole! After my divorce, it was me and six other deadbeat dads taking shelter under a public urinal...

Re:Basements
by socceroos (1374367)

Public urinal? After my divorce, all I had was my undies and a nest in the local swamp.

Re:Basements
by Anonymous Coward

A Swamp!? HA!
Back in my day, when a guy got divorced he got booted naked into a desert and told to run for his life from a hoard of hungry scorpions!

Re:Basements
by taucross (1330311)

Scorpions! Ha! Back in my day we would've killed for a scorpion chase. Instead, we had to stay with the bitch!

Re:Basements
by Anonymous Coward

You win the "Worst Divorce Outcome Award" - it's a bottle of vodka.