Re:"Coming soon"
by Anonymous Coward

Is that "soon" geologically, or "soon" cosmologically?

Re:"Coming soon"
by A beautiful mind (821714)

It is "soon" DukeNukemically. Cosmologists started using it because they found "100 trillion years after the heatdeath of the universe" too long.

The GPLv3 works
by A beautiful mind (821714)

Microsoft has since been treating GPLv3 software as though it were radioactive.

Great news!

Re:The GPLv3 works
by TheRaven64 (641858)

You say that now, but wait until Microsoft gets bitten by a radioactive license and turns into SuperEULA. You won't find it so funny then.

Re:The GPLv3 works
by Dracos (107777)

SuperEULA: able to transform customers into pirates with a single click!

(Ninjas of the world, beware)

Re:Polygraphs work--sorta
by A beautiful mind (821714)

So polygraph is a very expensive baseball bat?

"It would be a shame if something were to happen with your kneecaps..."

Re:unfuckingbelivable
by A beautiful mind (821714)

Not knowing the source code for a voting machine is the equivalent to saying "a miracle happens here" at a critical part in a mathematical proof.