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Rob T Firefly's Slashdot CommentsSubmitted by phil on March 3, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Re:Yeah but... Should we accept the buyout offer by United Tech? 24% --- In favor Submitted by Shish on April 16, 2007 - 2:52pm.
Power Consumption If you were wondering (this is Slashdot, after all), according to the manufacturers specs [panasonic.co.uk], this beast consumes 1500W (!) of power. Any ideas what a comparable CRT would consume? Re: Power Consumption
The souls of the innocent. Submitted by Kadin2048 on February 26, 2007 - 2:07pm.
I have a similar situation. Hello and welcome to my malt shop chain, TurdShakes(TM), featuring shakes made from genuine excrement, in a secret family recipe that is sure to please. Am I serious, you ask? Of course I am! I am quite passionate about my flagship product, the TurdShake(TM), and stand behind it totally even though sales have been slightly disappointing. That is to say, not quite as successful as I had hoped. Frankly, I'm shocked by the fact that nobody wants to buy milkshakes made from excrement. Im my eyes, TurdShakes(TM) were a goldmine waiting to happen. Wait, come back! Okay, you win. I am willing to adapt my business model to suit what the people want. Therefore, I have decided to remove excrement from my TurdShakes(TM) entirely, possibly replacing it with chocolate or ice cream or some other such boring shake ingredient. You'd like one now, wouldn't you? A regular shake? No Turd(TM)? Well, that's just what you'll get, then. A delicious normal shake... That is, of course, provided you give me a large bag of moneys first. A really big bag, with lots of moneys. Otherwise, you'll just have to go on buying the original TurdShakes(TM), with heady flavors of... wait, where are you going? Come back!! Submitted by tosiabunio on January 24, 2007 - 11:59am.
AsbesDot News for Asbestos. Stuff that matters. Submitted by veridicus on October 12, 2006 - 3:28pm.
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I tried folding it. You owe me a new flatscreen monitor. Submitted by veridicus on October 6, 2006 - 3:54pm.
The new name. They plan to call it "GooTube." You don't want to know what the new logo looks like. Re:The new name. Lol. Goo in my first language means "shit". So how would you like to view shittube? I already have a television, thanks. Submitted by veridicus on October 6, 2006 - 3:54pm.
The new name. They plan to call it "GooTube." You don't want to know what the new logo looks like. Re:The new name. Lol. Goo in my first language means "shit". So how would you like to view shittube? I already have a television, thanks. Submitted by veridicus on August 23, 2006 - 2:08pm.
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How about Bruce Willis on a hoverboard listening to bootleg OGGs of George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic on a homemade altoids-tin music player, kissing Salma Hayek, and fighting Christopher Walken, Jet Li, the Rock, and an army of robot sharks with rocket-packs? Submitted by HAL9000 on March 9, 2006 - 5:49pm.
Re:Welcome to the rest of the jungle Errrrrrrrr hang on a minute Blame Bill Bill Gates obviously thinks 64k should be enough for anybody. |