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Submitted by AceJohnny on June 9, 2009 - 4:05am.

Re:Two Year Associate's Degree of Liberal Arts
by ScentCone (795499)

Didn't your mother ever teach you never to pass on an opportunity to alliterate?

My mother made me master multi-syllabic meta-mutterings merely to modify my meandering mental malapropisms and to manipulate my meager mix of mangled messages into a more magnificent maelstrom of mightily meaningful ... um ... stuff.

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Submitted by samrobb on December 6, 2006 - 6:54pm.

Re:What I'd like to see is a comparison
by ScentCone (795499)

We can compare relative wealth distribution

Which means nothing. Who cares what the relative distribution is if the "poor" people are living substantially better than ever before, and have more opportunities than ever before? Charting the upward movement in that standard of living is the meaningful pursuit. Carping about how a really rich person is still (or more) really rich is nothing but class baiting. Compare a "poor" resident of Kentucky today with his counterpart from 50 years ago, and you've got something to look at.

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Submitted by samrobb on December 1, 2006 - 5:14pm.

Re:Up next, nano-virus threat to create mutants!
by ScentCone (795499)

Well, if you stopped there, you missed my description of Ted Kennedy, which unfortunately may have been unfair to orangutans. It's my humorless self, I'm afraid.

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Submitted by samrobb on October 18, 2006 - 9:25am.

Re:Ax-handle control NOW!
by ScentCone (795499)

Police report that this guy owns not just one, but several ax-handles! He's an ax-handle nut! I wish the ax-handle lobby would own up to the fact that these things are not just dangerous, but potentially DEADLY!

Effective ax-handle control legislation is long overdue! Think of the children!

Look, nobody wants to take away axe handles from legitimate, country-side axe users. It's only the urban areas that don't need them. We just need to close all the loopholes at the farm shows and flea markets. The real problem, though, is the glorification of axe handle swinging in popular media. Because once people think it&#3

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