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Submitted by plover on July 17, 2008 - 9:30pm.

Re:buzz words
by Tablizer (95088)

With cloud computing you outsource *all* your hardware.

My firm practices "cloud staffing" then.
     

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Submitted by veridicus on December 31, 2007 - 1:50pm.

Re:Versus Jupiter
by Tablizer (95088)

The more it moves, however, the higher the precision of the measurements can be. So as time progresses, the astronomers will be able to reduce the circle of uncertainty.

"The data's in. Let's see, it's going to miss Mars, and on Dec. 31 hit the 3rd pla[NO CARRIER]

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Submitted by bruitist on February 25, 2007 - 10:54am.

Re:I know that dream
by Tablizer (95088)

--what if you woke and found a strange and beautiful woman in your bed, and she was inscrutible, unpredictable, and dangerous...

and you reach down and discover she has a dick.

MS Help Line: "But, Sir, that is a bonus feature. We added lots of little extras so that everyone finds what they want. You don't have to use it if you don't want."
     

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Submitted by zugu on October 12, 2006 - 7:42am.

Oh no
by Tablizer (95088)

Imagine all the stupid giant mutant nuke-spewing snail movies this will inspire. Bruce Willis versus ..... slime?

Re:Oh no
by ozmanjusri (601766)

I'm sure the Sci-Fi Original Movie is already in production.

Snails on a Plane?

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