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Submitted by XenoPhage on January 8, 2008 - 2:04pm.

Re:WANLBWPLOTV
by Anonymous Coward

When A Nerf Like Bush Wanes, Planetary Loss Of Trust Vindicated?

Re:WANLBWPLOTV
by WED Fan (911325)

We Are Not Lawyers But We Play Lawyers On T.V.

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Submitted by veridicus on January 8, 2008 - 1:33pm.

How I do it...
by WED Fan (911325)

I encode all my dangerous stuff with everyday words and string them into mundane sentances disguised as personal communication.

There, everything you need to construct your own death star is in the line above. Oh, and some extra information is hidden in this line about exhaust ports. Damn, I just realized, my encoding for "exhaust ports" renders as "exhaust ports". Well, back to the drawing board.

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Submitted by Javelin on October 2, 2007 - 1:19pm.

Re:Badly written
by WED Fan (911325)

He's apparently never heard of the comma. The article is frustrating to read.

its a if everyone who ever instant messaged were students of ee cummings with a bad lsd and grammer trip thrown and we are all reading 2 page long sentences written by faulkner because our english teachers said he was one of the worlds greatest writers when all we wanted to do was pass with some semblance of knowing what the class was about so we could get on with our technical careers and forget that we were subjected to the torture of keats and poe while would have rather been reading the articles in playboy right like that is what the magazine is for cause dude i go to the web and read news papers and never look at pr0n because my boss would kill me as i try to hammer out code for his new gizmo gadget toy of a phone that can do everything but place a decent call on a decent cell service even though the prices are so freaking high

Submitted by XenoPhage on September 12, 2007 - 2:39pm.

Porn Star Considerations
by WED Fan (911325)

Well, considering they are named after their attributes, sometimes ironically:

  • Chesty Lamour
  • Long John
  • Chastity Rains

Then, "Victoria Crater" just sounds scary, and frankly, I think a number of OB/GYN's out there would have to have a second degree in spelunking to treat her.

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Submitted by Montoya on July 29, 2007 - 10:31pm.

Re:Flux compensator?
by gEvil (beta) (945888)

Re:Flux compensator?
by WED Fan (911325)

You are hereby excommunicated from /.

Hopped-up-on-goof-balls-Jesus-On-a-pogo-stick-ch rist, I've been telling everyone that /. was a religion!

Proof!

Now, what does that make Neal and Taco?

Child molesters? Zing!

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Submitted by Laserwulf on July 25, 2007 - 1:11am.

Re:Try Linux
by WED Fan (911325)

Then try Linux, and you'll never complain about the Windows driver situation again...

How dare you, sir? How dare you?

I hope you go to GNU/Hell for such slander and heresy. I hereby declare GNU/Fudwah upon you.

The Prophet, holiness and peace be upon RMS, will surely smite thee in the name of the All Sharing GNU. There is but one GOD and GNU is its name, and RMS is its Prophet, and its Holy Writ is GPL (now in the GNU and IMPROVED, heretic ass-kicking, version 3, call now GNU/Operators are standing by).

"Uh, just one question, what does GOD need with a driver?" - James T. Kirk, Star Trek

GNU/Linux, although written by a heretic and apostate, is GOD's perfect design the Prophet has claimed as His own, GNU/Peace be upon his posterior. It is the weapon to crush the Infidels of Redmond and their Satanic Gospel of Commerce and Property.

Face east, kneel, and pray towards MIT before it is too late.

GNU/Fudwah has been proclaimed.

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Submitted by veridicus on July 16, 2007 - 9:25am.

Re:It's Us or Them
by WED Fan (911325)

The GNU/Prophet, holiness on his name, has decreed and the GNU/Word of GNU, There is But One GOD, GNU is its Name and Stallman is its Prophet, Peace Be Upon Him.

The GNU/Word of GNU/God is GPL3. Stallman has declared GNU/FUDwah on the heretic Linus for crimes against the GNU/Faith:

  • For not changing his name to GNU/Linus and likewise naming his baby, GNU/Linux
  • For not adopting GPL3
  • For actually working for a living and participating in the evil capitalist system

Face Berkeley, kneel, and pray.

GNU/Holiness to GNU/God. GNU/Peace to the GNU/Prophet. GNU/Terminate to the Disbelievers, GPL2 Apostates, Other-Than-GPL Open License Perverts, Intellectual Property Holders, Copyright Defenders, Capitalists, for they have given themselves over to be the Children of the Greater and Lesser Closed Satans, Bill Gates and the U.S.A., respectively.

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Submitted by veridicus on July 2, 2007 - 1:25pm.

No Before
by WED Fan (911325)

There is no "before".

There has to be a big bang to have a "before big bang".

Now, 6000 years ago, roughly, God spoke and the Universe lept into being.

All you techno-geeks need to accept that. Put away your computers. I have. I stopped using computers because they are the "Beast" (Beast is a Trademark of the RMS Corporation, a wholly, and holy, owned subsidary of FOSS, owners of the GNUniverse).

God will smite you computer using disbelievers for not accepting the 6000 year Universe. Your only salvation is to face Kentucky and believe.

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