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Submitted by veridicus on January 27, 2009 - 5:40pm.

I haven't found many occasions when it is necessary to get whacked in the head repeatedly.

Re:Really?
by elrous0 (869638)

Obviously you're not my little brother.

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Submitted by veridicus on November 7, 2008 - 6:18pm.

Full study results
by elrous0 (869638)

For full study results, see this month's Journal of American Douchebag Studies.

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Submitted by phil on May 30, 2008 - 4:07pm.

The doctor don't feel so good these days
by elrous0 (869638)

Look, I loved Crue back in the 80's (who didn't?), but their albums and singles these days aren't exactly shattering sales records.

It's Crüe, not Crue
by voidstin (51561)

Anyone who really loved them would never have forgotten the umlaut.

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Submitted by springbox on July 19, 2007 - 5:49pm.

Note to self
by Ogive17 (691899)

Don't cross a mac fanboy....

Re:Note to self
by elrous0 (869638)

Does this mean I should end my genetic experiment to cross-pollinate a Mac fanboy with a Scientologist to produce the world's most pompous asshole?

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Submitted by phil on July 3, 2007 - 9:16am.

All I know...
by elrous0 (869638)

Any company that won't let me bring my bong to work isn't worth working for.

Thank God Sony gave me this great job developing games for the PS3.

Re:All I know...
by genner (694963)

So they are making another Katamari game.

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Submitted by veridicus on June 29, 2007 - 4:04pm.

A group of scientists at Washington University believe they have a lead on how to stop apoptosis (unwanted cell suicide) and thus minimize the tissue damage that occurs as a result of these injuries.

Has anyone tried actually LISTENING to the cells??
by elrous0 (869638)

Most suicide attempts are cries for help, you know.

Re:Has anyone tried actually LISTENING to the cell
by eln (21727)

I agree, this rush to drugs to treat suicidal cells is just going to create a generation of drug-dependent artificially happy zombie cells, and the last thing I want is for my cells to be wandering aimlessly around my body with a perma-grin, glazed eyes, and an irresistible urge to eat my delicious brain. Psychotherapy should be tried before resorting to drugs. Even if drugs are determined to be the best course, they should still be coupled with regular therapy sessions.

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Submitted by XenoPhage on May 16, 2007 - 11:26am.

Re:Hmm..
by elrous0 (869638)

I don't even use a spelling or grammar checker anymore. If I have any doubt, just post it on /. and wait for 100 anal-retentive, pedantic grammar-nazis to nit-pick it to death. It's great to have a community of Asperberger's victims at my disposal.

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