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Submitted by Fez on January 22, 2009 - 6:03pm.

Re:Check the HDD
by flyingsquid (813711)

My Windows is NOT slow.

It is special.

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Submitted by veridicus on October 23, 2008 - 12:03pm.

Re:Mark this article
by flyingsquid (813711)

So if you were trying to select a candidate to appeal to the Slashdot demographic, who would you pick?

Come to think of it, that might explain why there's always a "CowboyNeal" option in the polls...

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Submitted by fogus on February 19, 2008 - 4:56pm.

Re:Don't tell Chef but
by flyingsquid (813711)

Does this mean my "What Would Xenu Do?" t-shirt isn't legal?

The problem with "WWXD?" is that it's just not a terribly useful guiding philosophy. For instance, imagine you're in a situation where you're having trouble getting along with your coworkers, and so you ask yourself, "WWXD?" The answer is that Xenu would round up his coworkers, put them on some starships shaped like DC-8 airliners, ship them to the distant reaches of the galaxy, and then nuke them into oblivion. So, as you can see, "WWXD?" has two major problems:

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Submitted by AceJohnny on November 27, 2007 - 2:46am.

Re:Vista is #10?
by flyingsquid (813711)

Pardon my ignorance but what's an astrosurfer ? Thanks by advance.

Well, for example, the Silver Surfer. Offhand, I can't think of any other examples.

Re:Vista is #10?
by Four_One_Nine (997288)

I can't think of any other examples.

Elroy Jetson?

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Submitted by veridicus on January 18, 2007 - 5:07pm.

Re:Duh
by flyingsquid (813711)

You're right, this guy hasn't thought things through.

Negative. I find your argument untenable. I am in agreement with the Danish monkey-being. Probabilities of non-human life spreading through the Galaxy and discovering primitive monkey-beings in Sol System are minimal. Probability is on the same order of probability of a F'narthag slime-weasel evolving wings and taking flight. It is also highly improbable that extraterrestrial beings would colonize the pathetic planet Earth and blend into the primitive monkey-being society. They would be forced to hide in internet discussion groups and the tech sector so that they are mistaken for geeks when they display lack of monkey-being social skills.

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Submitted by Izhido on November 20, 2006 - 1:55pm.

console-related violence
by flyingsquid (813711)

No violence? Yeah right. While I was waiting for a Wii someone actually jumped on my head. As if that wasn't enough, he then threw a turtle shell at me.

Re:console-related violence
by sammy baby (14909)

Hey asshole, I'm the guy who jumped on your head. You want to know what sucked most of all?

When I finally got to the front of the line, there was a sign that said, "We've sold out of Wiis, try another castle."

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