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Submitted by Chryana on October 30, 2008 - 8:12am.

Re:welcome
by gEvil (beta) (945888)

Thank you sir, may I have another? Gee this Google whip feels the same as the Microsoft one.

But it's not evil! That means it should feel good.

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Submitted by TheSeer on April 17, 2008 - 6:43am.

Re:Missing Option
by gEvil (beta) (945888)

To many grammar Nazi's

*raises glass*

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Submitted by plover on April 10, 2008 - 8:24pm.

Re:Worst analogy EVAR!
by MrMacman2u (831102)
Well I, for one, welcome our fingertip to eye light refle-* oh who am I kidding, even an overload joke can't make that analogy less bad!

Re:Worst analogy EVAR!
by gEvil (beta) (945888)
Can you give us an example of an overload joke? I don't think I'm familiar with any of those.

Re:Worst analogy EVAR!
by Anonymous Coward

So a priest, a rabbi, and a fork bomb walk into a bar...

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Submitted by veridicus on January 14, 2008 - 1:55pm.

EULA
by gEvil (beta) (945888)

Does Ford have the right to prevent you from printing images of a car you own?

Hold on a moment. Let me get the EULA out of the glove box.

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Submitted by veridicus on December 6, 2007 - 2:55pm.

Re:well, there is a simple solution for that
by gEvil (beta) (945888)

They already do have a digital distribution system--the mailman picks up the envelope with his fingers and drops it into my mailbox.

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Submitted by Montoya on July 29, 2007 - 10:31pm.

Re:Flux compensator?
by gEvil (beta) (945888)

Re:Flux compensator?
by WED Fan (911325)

You are hereby excommunicated from /.

Hopped-up-on-goof-balls-Jesus-On-a-pogo-stick-ch rist, I've been telling everyone that /. was a religion!

Proof!

Now, what does that make Neal and Taco?

Child molesters? Zing!

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Submitted by phil on May 28, 2007 - 4:41pm.

Finally! What I've been waiting for!
by Z0mb1eman (629653)

I've only been holding off on buying a Zune because of the colour.

Now, at long last, a Watermelon Zune! It's as hip as a watermelon, and twice as easy to use!

Re:Finally! What I've been waiting for!
by gEvil (beta) (945888)

I'm waiting for the Grapefruit Zune, because then I'll know that the squirting feature works like it should...

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Submitted by XenoPhage on April 30, 2007 - 3:41pm.

Re:Oh yes...
by gEvil (beta) (945888)

But what do I know, I just used common sense.

Hey now, this is Slashdot. We can't have people like you ruining it for the rest of us...

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Submitted by veridicus on January 23, 2007 - 4:09pm.

Here's what will kill DRM...
by PHAEDRU5 (213667)

"Honey, I have to reboot the TV because it's just gotten a security bios update and TiVo won't record until it sees the update. Oh, and I'm sorry the DVD player doesn't work: the last automatic update turned it into a spam-bot and I had to turn it off or get sued under CAN-SPAM 2.1"

Just doing his job
by gEvil (beta) (945888)

Sounds like Muslix is doing his part to help keep the entertainment industry regular.

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Submitted by phil on October 30, 2006 - 10:57pm.

Re: ????? Link working?
by gEvil (beta) (945888)

3 browsers and 2 OSes, no luck loading the link yet.. anyone else?

The problem is clearly that you're using the wrong browser and OS combination. Keep on trying different ones. One of them will get the link to load.

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Submitted by thegreentrilby on October 20, 2006 - 10:06am.

Re:Glad
by gEvil (beta) (945888)

I for one am glad. They would just ruin the game by making a lame movie about.

Don't forget the lame videogame tie-in that would come out, too...

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Submitted by springbox on September 15, 2006 - 6:34pm.

Re:Shocked, I say!
by gEvil (beta) (945888)

A perfect example is the number of people that call Internet Explorer "the internet".

Thankfully my kid set me straight on that one. Now I know that the internet is that cute little fox that's on fire.

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