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Submitted by veridicus on April 6, 2009 - 12:07pm.

Re:Anyone who things the brain is most important
by Joebert (946227)

Let's settle this once and for all, "who gets the dog after a divorce" style.

Stand me in a room naked with naked supermodels and let's see which organ my heart decides to give blood to.

Re:Anyone who things the brain is most important
by morgan_greywolf (835522)

Stand me in a room naked with naked supermodels and let's see which organ my heart decides to give blood to.

Failed biology, huh? ;) Your heart doesn't decide to give blood to any organ. It just beats. Rather it is your brain that directs the blood flow to the organ.

So, really, your joke just makes no sense.

Re:Anyone who things the brain is most important
by Joebert (946227)

It did while I was standing naked in a room full of naked supermodels.

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Submitted by veridicus on March 13, 2009 - 9:37am.

French Police Save Millions Switching To Ubuntu?
by canuck08 (1421409)

"French Police Save Millions Switching To Ubuntu."

Jesus Christ! Windows was killing millions of people in France?!?!

Re: French Police Save Millions Switching To Ubunt
by morgan_greywolf (835522)

Jesus Christ! Windows was killing millions of people in France?!?!

Why do you think they call it the 'Blue Screen of Death'?

Re: French Police Save Millions Switching To Ubunt
by Anonymous Coward

And why do you think the French sigh of exasperation is "sacre bleu"?

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Submitted by veridicus on March 2, 2009 - 10:22am.

Safari doesn't work with Hotmail
by Anonymous Coward

Safari is broken, it can't even load hotmail

Re:Safari doesn't work with Hotmail
by August26 (1120999)

Maybe it's Hotmail that is broken.

Re:Safari doesn't work with Hotmail
by morgan_greywolf (835522)

No. Hotmail comes with every computer, along with Live Search. You can get to it by clicking the blue 'e' thingie.

Re:Safari doesn't work with Hotmail
by nschubach (922175)

That blue 'e' thingie is the Internet... If you're machine doesn't have it you won't be able to play the Yahoo games.

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Submitted by phil on March 27, 2008 - 12:06pm.

kill -9
by davejenkins (99111)

I am convinced that SCO and their lawyers are a zombie process at this point. The bankruptcy was an attempt to kill the pid with some hope of clean up, but i fear we are to the stage of kill -9. I don't know what the legal equivalent of this is, except to get the sheriff in his off-hours to go in and lock the doors and just physically seize everything.

MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Re:kill -9
by morgan_greywolf (835522)

And what if that fails to work? Will we have to reboot the world?

Re:kill -9
by Trigun (685027)

Surprised there's no silver-bullet gun utility to go alongside with kill. Or that kill doesn't have a --wooden-stake option.

That would be for vampire processes. --fire or --headshot would be a better option.
Thank heaven that there are no Basilisk processes.
 

Re:kill -9
by Anonymous Coward

Disk mirroring defeats basilisk processes.

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Submitted by phil on November 15, 2007 - 4:11pm.

Look
by moogied (1175879)

I don't care if it came with 7 strippers and a dwarf.. its still going to fail for ONE reason:

The name.

Seriously, what the hell. Zune?! Why not name it Monkey nipple? Man..

Re:Look
by morgan_greywolf (835522)

I think that the name "Monkey nipple" was already taken by some component of Gnome.

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Submitted by veridicus on September 21, 2007 - 10:32am.

Re:Says who?
by morgan_greywolf (835522)

I'm sorry, respect in security is like with all kinds of respect. It is earned, not demanded or bought.

But look [Allow | Cancel] "Allow" at how much more [Allow | Cancel] "Allow" secure Microsoft's [Allow | Cancel] "Allow" products are [Allow | Cancel] "Allow" today!

How can you [Allow | Cancel] "Allow" say that they [Allow | Cancel] "Allow" are still a [Allow | Cancel] "Allow" laughingstock?

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Submitted by phil on June 14, 2007 - 9:45am.

Re:And it will only be a matter of time...
by spellraiser (764337)

pr0n, spam, hax0rs, skr1p7 k1dd13z

One of these does not belong ...

Re:And it will only be a matter of time...
by morgan_greywolf (835522)

pr0n, sp4m, hax0rs, skr1p7 k1dd13z

One of these does not belong ...

Fixed.

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Submitted by veridicus on May 10, 2007 - 9:09am.

Premonition.
by reality-bytes (119275)

I just had this awful premonition of a new model of Terminator...

...It can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead...

"Meesa be back!"

Re:Premonition.
by morgan_greywolf (835522)

I know I'd go back in time prevent that movie from ever being made!

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Submitted by phil on March 16, 2007 - 6:44pm.

I blame the Religious Right
by morgan_greywolf (835522)

I blame Bush, the Religious Right and the Christian Coalition. As soon as you talk about anything being naked, they're hitting the speed dial to call their lawyers...

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