A team of German computer scientists has developed a program that reproduces all the known forms of spit (spam over internet telephony) attack . Their plan is to make the spitting software available to computer security experts wanting to test antispit strategies.

Spam? Spit? What's next?
by oahazmatt (868057)

Spam? Spit? What's next? Spam in Everday Reading Material?

"I'm getting sick of the SPERM in the morning paper."

Addendum
by oahazmatt (868057)

1. Don't ask.
2. Don't tell.
3. Don't opt-in.

SCO's "Least Supported Idea Yet"
by oahazmatt (868057)

I read the headline and feared this was a new revenue-generating plan from the mind of Darl McBride. "There's this completely untapped market! All we need is a basket of kittens and a commercial-grade deli slicer...no no, listen! When it doesn't make money, we sue Quizno's!"

Creepy Windows XP Halloweeen Mask
by oahazmatt (868057)

Creepy Windows XP Halloweeen Mask

You misspelled "Crappy".