Three Rings
by plover (150551)

Three Rings spamming the Elven-kings for Cialis to buy,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords to refinance their home of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men lacking in size,
One for the Dark Lord reading his pr0n
In the Land of Mordor where the Spammers lie.
One Ring to spam them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to fleece them all and in their greed bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Spammers lie.

The lawyers are not completely to blame.
by richardkelleher (1184251)

Lawyers do not get involved unless they are invited, but, there is always a lawyer who will take any stupid case that some idiot brings to their door.

Re:The lawyers are not completely to blame.
by antijava (128456)

I thought that was vampires.

Re:The lawyers are not completely to blame.
by plover (150551)

Same thing.

Re:pinball is the video game for old people
by plover (150551)

Tommy? Is that you?

How the fsck should I know? I'm deaf, dumb, and blind, you insensitive clod!

Bestest. Review. EVAR.
by plover (150551)

I love this quote:

The doodles in this book bear absolutely no relationship to anything that goes on in real organisms, but after staring at them for a while, I realized what this book is actually about.

This book is a description of the development and evolution of balloon animals.

It's that bad. This is a book suitable only for use at clown colleges, and even there, I suspect the clowns would tell us that it is impractical, nonsensical, and has no utility in their craft.

by plover (150551) (#15538811)

Your project management plan looks great in Microsoft Project. Then you print it out and re-wallpaper the offices only to have the developers sift through it and go, "What the fsck?"

Actually, Windows developers go "What the CHKDSK.EXE?"

by plover (150551) (15521240)

i.e. they're setting the grey hair free.

"Cry 'havoc!' and let slip the hares of war!"

Sorry, someone had to say it. :-)