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spun's Slashdot CommentsSubmitted by chtk on June 8, 2009 - 12:34pm.
Re:I know Well sonny, let me tell you bout the time the wife and I met some aliens. They landed on our farm one night and introduced themselves. Nice people. We got to talkin' and of course the conversation turned to sex. Now, the wife and I are open minded, so we thought, you know, in the name of science and interspecies understanding, we should give it a try. So the lady alien and I go off the the saucer while the male alien takes my wife to the bedroom. Next morning, the wife and I talk about it. She says the alien had such a tiny penis, she started to laugh. Well, he says they aren't built like us. If she wants it thicker, just pull on his left ear. If she wants it longer, just pull on his right ear. So she gets it set up the way she likes and they have a great time. "How was it for you?" she asks. I say, "Pretty good, but that alien damn near pulled my ears off!" Submitted by veridicus on June 10, 2008 - 3:28pm.
First! Ha! I out-evolved all of you. Re:First! And getting first post on Slashdot improves your chances to reproduce how, exactly? No offense, but I think you may be an evolutionary dead end. Submitted by q00u on May 10, 2008 - 12:43am.
Submitted by TheSeer on April 25, 2008 - 5:53am.
No, Hairy Hadron. No, it's Hairy Hadron, which is actually a new kind of subatomic particle predicted by stringy-hair theory. It's the particle that makes hippies and geeks smell the way they do. It can also give you telapathetic powers. People will know you're pathetic before you even walk into the room. Submitted by veridicus on April 1, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Re:first post Well I think ISPs should use the "Turn them upside down, shake them, and keep whatever falls out of their pockets" business model. Because I don't wear pants. Submitted by Chryana on February 18, 2008 - 12:35am.
Background info needed.. could someone give me a little prep on this article.. A paragraph or two on how the universe works would be good. cheers. /obligatory How the universe works God made the universe 6,000 years ago. If you do not worship him and subjugate yourself to his will, he will torture you forever. He just put in things like dinosaur bones and black holes to mess with your head, to get you to disbelieve in him, so that he can torture you forever without feeling guilty about it. He's kinda messed up because he was alone for like, eternity, until he made up some friends in his head, but he's incapable of imagining anything that is actually his peer, so he secretly hates us all for not providing the companionship he needs. That is how the universe works. Submitted by veridicus on January 7, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Re:Which multi-sided dice...
Just a regular d20, but you have to roll a pi. Submitted by Rob T Firefly on December 6, 2007 - 12:20pm.
Let's Elect 9/11! I mean Rudy, jeez, why do I always think "9/11" when I think Rudy Guiliani? He's done so much for 9/11. I mean New York. If he's elected president, I know he'll 9/11 the whole 9/11 into a brand new bright and shiny 9/11. 9/11! Submitted by veridicus on June 4, 2007 - 4:10pm.
Re:The "Independant"? They tried to teleport the name of the source directly into the summary and it got scrambled. Cut them some slack, it's a new technology. Submitted by phil on May 10, 2007 - 3:30pm.
It's not buggery It's an internal colon massage! Now bend over... Submitted by mattozan on March 10, 2007 - 5:32pm.
Apostate! Heretic! Look, let me explain something about group dynamics in general and geek psychology in particular. Every group develops little markers that let members know if someone is a part of the group. Particular ways of speaking, writing, or acting, little jokes, that sort of thing. Many geeks grew up as outsiders. We were smarter, but lacked social skills. Dumber but more popular people felt threatened by our brains and put us down, picked on us, and so forth. One characteristic that groups of those dumber people adopted as their group marker was a disdain for all things intellectual. One thing many geeks have adopted is just the opposite, a respect for all things intellectual, to distinguish ourselves from them. Do you see where this is going? You come on a geek message board spouting anti-intellectualism, "Oh, you dorks, proper spelling and grammar don't matter. Get over yourselves." You have just identified yourself as "one of them," an outsider, probably anti-intellectual, most likely of the same sort that picked on many of us as kids. Submitted by theproff on August 19, 2006 - 1:38am.
Re:geesh You need the Pretentious Geek/English translator. Here, let me help: "I have to confess that I look upon his sojourn into Field Theory as a diversion in the same sense that a prestidigitator (magician), in his field of legerdemain (sleight of hand), distracts the audience members, thereby lessening their attention on what's really going on." "I have to confess that I'm really smart. Smarter than you. In fact, you're pretty damn dumb. So dumb that I have to explain what prestidigitator and legerdemain mean. A prestidigitator does not mean someone who spanks the monkey, and legerdemain does not mean a type of beer. They mean you are dumb." Submitted by veridicus on August 4, 2006 - 1:02pm.
'You need to touch it, feel it,' "Now Vista, can you show us on this doll where the hacker touched you? "Let the record show that the victim pointed to the KERNEL!" Submitted by slashdoodle on May 26, 2006 - 7:43am.
From: The Cost of a Tiered Internet by spun (1352) (#15405348) Can't we just gut all the AOL users instead? What was that quote, oh yes, here we go (emphasis mine): There it is again. Some clueless fool talking about the "Information Superhighway". They don't know didley about the Net. It's nothing like a superhighway. That's a rotten metaphor. Suppose the metaphor ran in the other direction. Suppose the highways were like the net... A highway hundreds of lanes wide. Most with pitfalls for potholes. Privately operated bridges and overpasses. No highway patrol. A couple of rent-a-cops on bicycles with broken whistles. 500 member vigilante posses with nuclear weapons. A minimum of 237 on ramps at every intersection. No signs. Wanna get to Ensenada? Holler out the window at a passing truck to ask directions. Ad hoc traffic laws. Some lanes would vote to make use by a single-occupant-vehicle a capital offense on Monday through Friday between 7:00 and 9:00. Other lanes would just shoot you without a trial for talking on a car phone. |