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Submitted by flexplexico on July 29, 2010 - 9:41am.

Re:Pretension
by RulerOf (975607)

Rumor has it that if the hacker can find the MAC controller address for the NIC card in the ATM machine, he can use specially crafted TCP/IP protocol and also expose your SSN number.

Submitted by zugu on July 27, 2010 - 12:07am.

If anyone needs Steve Jobs
by amliebsch (724858)

He'll be in his angry dome!

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Submitted by Javelin on July 26, 2010 - 4:48pm.

Didn't Seem Like Any Designer I've Worked With
by RobotRunAmok (595286)
The idiot in the exchange is more likely a smug IT sociopath who fancies himself a "designer" because he's the only wonk in his small dysfunctional company with the cracked copy of Photoshop and the free time on endless weekends home alone to spend learning enough about it not to electrocute himself when scaling a photograph.

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Re:Didn't Seem Like Any Designer I've Worked With
by ColdWetDog (752185)

learning enough about it not to electrocute himself when scaling a photograph.

Somebody is doing something very, very wrong here.

Let me guess, you use GIMP.

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Submitted by veridicus on July 24, 2010 - 1:22pm.

We all know the ideal language has two functions
by spun (1352)

doWhatIWant()
and
doItFaster(doWhatIWant)

Re:We all know the ideal language has two function
by somaTh (1154199)

See, I'm already thinking about extentions.

doWhatIWantEvenThoughImTellingYouToDoSomethingElse()

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Submitted by veridicus on July 24, 2010 - 1:08pm.

Re:wow. talk about skew.
by cloricus (691063)

I applied their study methodology to sex in a status update.

If you only look for sex statistics in brothels you'll only find prostitutes and from that information you can be sure that 99.7% of all human sex is paid for.

As you can see it is sound and the results are rock solid!

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Submitted by veridicus on July 24, 2010 - 1:07pm.

Re:Definitively 0.3 per cent
by nacturation (646836)

Look on the bright side. For every 45 DVD rips downloaded, that's 1 Linux LiveCD that someone has acquired. Therefore, pirating movies is good for Linux adoption!

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Submitted by plover on July 22, 2010 - 8:26pm.

Re:Release the Kraken!
by Anonymous Coward

Release the Kraken!

Patch the Kraken! Update the Kraken! Sign up for mailing lists about the Kraken!

I guess that joke only works for releases :/

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Submitted by veridicus on July 22, 2010 - 3:58pm.

Philosophical question
by elrous0 (869638)

If a MS employee leaves his MS phone prototype in a bar and no blogger considers it even worth stealing, does it make a ring?

No
by achurch (201270)

It's the beer glasses set on top of it that make the ring.

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Submitted by veridicus on July 22, 2010 - 3:50pm.

Re:I'm Confused...
by CharlyFoxtrot (1607527)

It's open, just not to you. But doesn't feel so much better to be fucked over by a corporation that uses Open Source software ?

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Submitted by flexplexico on July 17, 2010 - 10:23am.

What's that? You're breaking up!
by embolalia (1561119)

Only 0.55% have called in, because the rest can't get a signal.

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Submitted by Shakrai on July 15, 2010 - 6:23pm.

Re:Transit pass
by Rob the Bold (788862)

I voted transit pass. Here's why: 5. "Current account with non-pharma drug provider". As I don't even know what this is, I clearly don't need it.

I bet you can figure it out if one of our crack commenters gives you a hint. You're no dope. You'll smack yourself in the face when you realize it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to weed my garden and clear the junk out of my basement.

Submitted by gogirra on July 15, 2010 - 3:27pm.

Further Down the Rabbit Hole
by eldavojohn (898314)

Up until high school, I spent my entire life locked into an ideal Norman Rockwell painting. No cares, no worries and just high on life. Things took a turn for the worse one day when I picked up an 288 tuning fork and a 320 tuning fork. I struck them both against my leg and held one up near either ear.

It was pure bliss. Like Jesus was just 32 hertz away from me. I wish I could describe the feeling. Like half of all the blades of grass in the universe were hummingbirds and the other half were bumble bees.

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Submitted by plover on July 15, 2010 - 3:39am.


by Xyrus (755017)

Troll Rhapsody

Is that a real post?
This must be just fantasy.
Caught in a thread flood
No escape from the trolling spree

Open your browser
The trolls getting louder, please

I'm just a poor troll (Poor troll),
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the thread goes
Doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just killed a thread
Posted a picture of Hitler's Head
Godwined it and now it's dead
Mama, the thread had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh
I want to make it die
If it's not locked tight by this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, this thread is done
Sends electrons down my line
Brain is aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody
The thread has got to go
The troll will leave you all behind 'cuz it's a douche
Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the thread goes)
This thread don't wanna die
Sometimes wish it'd never been born at all

[Guitar Solo]

I see a little silhouetto of a troll
Meta-whoosh, Meta-whoosh, he didn't get it at all

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Submitted by veridicus on July 8, 2010 - 1:07pm.

I reckon
by Hognoxious (631665)

"Help, I'm being held prisoner in a logo factory"

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Submitted by flexplexico on July 7, 2010 - 7:51am.

Re:Reliability?
by multiplexo (27356)

our MySQL server

3 x 150GB Raptors

100 Adaptec SATA RAID controller

RAID 5

Now you have four problems. Could you Do It Wrong in any more ways?

Ooooohhh! Ooohhhh! Oooohh! I could. I'll run it on Vista and directly connect it to the internet. I can haz epic fail yet?

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