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FunnySubmitted by flexplexico on July 29, 2010 - 9:41am.
Re:Pretension Rumor has it that if the hacker can find the MAC controller address for the NIC card in the ATM machine, he can use specially crafted TCP/IP protocol and also expose your SSN number. Submitted by zugu on July 27, 2010 - 12:07am.
If anyone needs Steve Jobs He'll be in his angry dome! Submitted by Javelin on July 26, 2010 - 4:48pm.
Didn't Seem Like Any Designer I've Worked With --
Somebody is doing something very, very wrong here. Let me guess, you use GIMP. Submitted by veridicus on July 24, 2010 - 1:22pm.
We all know the ideal language has two functions doWhatIWant() Re:We all know the ideal language has two function See, I'm already thinking about extentions. doWhatIWantEvenThoughImTellingYouToDoSomethingElse() Submitted by veridicus on July 24, 2010 - 1:08pm.
Re:wow. talk about skew. I applied their study methodology to sex in a status update. If you only look for sex statistics in brothels you'll only find prostitutes and from that information you can be sure that 99.7% of all human sex is paid for. As you can see it is sound and the results are rock solid! Submitted by veridicus on July 24, 2010 - 1:07pm.
Re:Definitively 0.3 per cent Look on the bright side. For every 45 DVD rips downloaded, that's 1 Linux LiveCD that someone has acquired. Therefore, pirating movies is good for Linux adoption! Submitted by plover on July 22, 2010 - 8:26pm.
Re:Release the Kraken!
Patch the Kraken! Update the Kraken! Sign up for mailing lists about the Kraken! I guess that joke only works for releases :/ Submitted by veridicus on July 22, 2010 - 3:58pm.
Philosophical question If a MS employee leaves his MS phone prototype in a bar and no blogger considers it even worth stealing, does it make a ring? No It's the beer glasses set on top of it that make the ring. Submitted by veridicus on July 22, 2010 - 3:50pm.
Re:I'm Confused... It's open, just not to you. But doesn't feel so much better to be fucked over by a corporation that uses Open Source software ? Submitted by flexplexico on July 17, 2010 - 10:23am.
What's that? You're breaking up! Only 0.55% have called in, because the rest can't get a signal. Submitted by Shakrai on July 15, 2010 - 6:23pm.
Re:Transit pass I voted transit pass. Here's why: 5. "Current account with non-pharma drug provider". As I don't even know what this is, I clearly don't need it. I bet you can figure it out if one of our crack commenters gives you a hint. You're no dope. You'll smack yourself in the face when you realize it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to weed my garden and clear the junk out of my basement. Submitted by gogirra on July 15, 2010 - 3:27pm.
Further Down the Rabbit Hole Up until high school, I spent my entire life locked into an ideal Norman Rockwell painting. No cares, no worries and just high on life. Things took a turn for the worse one day when I picked up an 288 tuning fork and a 320 tuning fork. I struck them both against my leg and held one up near either ear. It was pure bliss. Like Jesus was just 32 hertz away from me. I wish I could describe the feeling. Like half of all the blades of grass in the universe were hummingbirds and the other half were bumble bees. Submitted by plover on July 15, 2010 - 3:39am.
Troll Rhapsody Is that a real post? Open your browser I'm just a poor troll (Poor troll), Mama, just killed a thread Too late, this thread is done [Guitar Solo] I see a little silhouetto of a troll Submitted by veridicus on July 8, 2010 - 1:07pm.
I reckon "Help, I'm being held prisoner in a logo factory" Submitted by flexplexico on July 7, 2010 - 7:51am.
Re:Reliability?
Ooooohhh! Ooohhhh! Oooohh! I could. I'll run it on Vista and directly connect it to the internet. I can haz epic fail yet? 
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