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Slashdot SigSubmitted by navyjeff on January 13, 2009 - 11:02am.
I suffer from CDO. It's like OCD, but all the letters are in the right order. Like they should be. Submitted by phil on January 13, 2009 - 12:11am.
Submitted by plover on December 2, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Honesty may be the best policy, but by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy. Submitted by gollo on October 2, 2008 - 10:43am.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI -- spyrochaete Submitted by veridicus on May 8, 2008 - 9:33am.
Can god code something so unusable even he can't use it? No, but I can and so can you: http://www.microsoft.com/careers Submitted by plover on April 8, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Give us this day our garlic bread and lead us not into vegetarianism but deliver us some pizza. -- by SharkyTech (896586) Submitted by phil on March 12, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Drinking habits can be dangerous. You can choke on the cloth and the nuns will wonder where their clothes are. -- by claytongulick (725397) Submitted by phil on February 22, 2008 - 2:33pm.
If you learn of an Apple-Google-Nintendo merger, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and are already dead! Submitted by Criffer on January 11, 2008 - 3:18am.
Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced. -- ultranova Submitted by phil on January 10, 2008 - 11:47am.
Brought to you by the author of such childrens' classics as "Some Kittens can Fly!" and "All Dogs go to Hell." -- PhillC Submitted by q00u on November 30, 2007 - 4:34pm.
Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly. Submitted by mkarcher on November 26, 2007 - 2:34am.
Re:Fortunately... People in Soviet Russia, however, appear to be afflicted with amusing juxtapositions of the aforementioned situation Submitted by veridicus on November 23, 2007 - 9:54pm.
Genesis 1:32 And God typed :wq! Submitted by matt on June 7, 2007 - 8:42am.
$ man woman * Submitted by aapl on May 25, 2007 - 2:49am.
This has been done before A few years back, RMS released GNU/Gasm, an open source package similar to this one. The only downside was that it only worked with his songs. 
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